The Republic of XxCowboy Like MexX is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 910 million XxCowboy Like MexXians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong XxCowboy Like MexXian economy, worth 55.9 trillion braclets a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,461 braclets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XxCowboy Like MexX's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XxCowboy Like MexX is ranked 128,192^nd in the world and 2,266^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.